when i left work today

i had a cricket in my underwear, it was weird. beleive me! i'll write a poem about the cricket in my underwear later.....

okay, its later now, so here it is

title: butt cricket

cricket cricket, in my underwear
where you think your going
thru that messy hair.
i'm really kind of hoping
that you don't get stuck
way up there inside my butt.
but if you do, you'll probably die
and then you could finally meet
the big cricket in the sky!