Thursday, June 29, 2006
i should have stayed at home this morn
this morning i must have been extra tired, cause i walked out into the garage without my keys. that by itself isn't so much, but i also hadn't put any shoes on yet. i laughed pretty hard and thats what finally woke me up. but still, i could go take a nap in sunny moorhead this afternoon pretty eassily.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
wow, it really was easy, and fun!
It is fun and easy 50 questions to answer.
1. FIRST NAME? Josh
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I was named after one of the original american gladiators
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? 2 weeks ago, when i won my first jack of poker
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? i have the grooviest handwriting in south moorhead
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? turkey
6. KIDS - Breanna, Mason, Juell, and Shannon
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? probably not, i have a stinky ass
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yes, i keep it under the mattress, i won't say where the key is
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? no way
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes, they are in a baggie next to my journal
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yes
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? fruity pebbles
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? sometimes
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? strong enough to kick your ass
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? chocolate chippy + fruity pebbles
16. SHOE SIZE? 9
17. RED OR PINK? pink is my 2nd favorite color
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my stinky ass
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? ronald reagan
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? no
21. What color of clothes and SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? plaid pants and plastic orange shoes (with goldfish in the heels!)
22. LAST THING YOU ATE? 12 pack of diet coke for lunch
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? kleptones (the gay bar song) but i'm only hearing it in my head, i do all day long
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? green
25. FAVORITE SMELL? the air spray that comes to battle my ass odor
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? snoop dogg
27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? the amount of air freshener they are willing to spray at one time
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? ok
29. FAVORITE DRINK? diet coke (optional rum)
30. FAVORITE SPORT? jaiali
31. EYE COLOR? green
32. HAT SIZE? medium
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes
34. FAVORITE FOOD? fish pizza
35. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokoyo Drift
36. COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? pink
37. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter
38. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs
39. FAVORITE DESSERT? a salty rod in my mouth
40. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? the boogieman
41. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? whitney houston
42. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1572813873/fargobar-20?ref=nosim
43. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? whitney houston
44. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? House, King of Cars and Miami Ink (Shannon had the remote before King of Cars.)
45. FAVORITE SOUNDS? gas passing
46. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? rolling stones
47. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? 3,955 miles
48. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? i can read your mind
49. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 1932 in Thief River Falls, MN
50. Who sent this to you? SBT
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
something is weird
http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf
what day is it?
Sunday, June 25, 2006
we got a problem here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG7TsDMWy-o&feature=Views&page=2&t=t&f=b
and if you have 10 minutes to spare, i highly recommend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI9KytDub8c
Thursday, June 22, 2006
The Homeless Guy: Fact
The Homeless Guy: Fact
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
what is more important
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
I guess its been a good couple of days!
Yesterday my favorite team won the Stanley Cup! Go Hurricanes!
And just tonite my favorite nba team won it all, the miami fuckin heat, oh yeah!!!
Sunday, June 18, 2006
useless facts
#331: i always wanted to figure that one out myself. real men do it for 90 minutes, right!
Friday, June 16, 2006
that's it, i'm moving to germany
he-motions
while strolling thru one aisle i notice a book title he-motions.
"even strong men struggle"
i thought 'thats so great' and then a single tear made its way from my eyeball to the floor.
then i went on my way down the next aisle and thought 'wow, that was really gay'
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
czechs were illegal
pavel nedved (or is it??)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000664/ {notice the hometown -> Houston, NOT in the czech republic}
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
lord of the cup
that is exactly how i'm gonna feel when the world cup is over. so far i have only missed 2 games, and one was because the fucking ABC station in fargo won't take off that sunday morning church shit that they show. 4 years ago when we didn't get to see the final live i wanted to move, someone hit me if i'm dealing with the same issue 4 years from now, unless of course the dream of getting to another world cup in person comes true.
govTrack
http://www.govtrack.us/
Saturday, June 10, 2006
soccer urinal
Stairways to Heaven
Here is a site that has links to 101 different bands covering Stairway to Heaven. Since I used to listen to so much Led Zeppelin I had to check it out. I've heard several of these before, some are good, some are bad. Come back and vote for the best and the worst!
Read more at blog.wfmu.org/freeform/...
world cup so far
germany and costa rica scored more goals in a opening game that any previous world cup, germany wins 4-2.
ecuador upsets(?) poland 2-0
only game ever to finish 1-0 on an own goal in the world cup, england beat paraguay in an un-eventful game.
the most exciting game i've seen in quite a while, huge underdogs trinidad and tobago tie mighty sweeden 0 - 0, and people don't like soccer cause of low scoring, retards.
argentina up on the ivory coast 1 - 0 half way thru the 1st half in a pretty good game so far.
but during this game one of the announcers says that this is for sure the group of death (the argentia group). for those that don't know, the world cup starts out with 8 goups of 4 teams, they play a round robin and the top 2 advance to single elimination. typically the one group with the strongest set of teams is considered the group of death.
Group C
3. Netherlands
9. Argentina
32. Cote d'Ivoire
44. Serbia & Montenegro
Group E
2. Czech Republic
5. USA
13. Italy
48. Ghana
the numbers represent the current world ranking of each team. each team has 2 teams in the top 10 (one has 2 in the top 5!). Each group has 1 team in the 40's. There is quite a difference between the 3rd place teams in each group, Italy at 13 vs Ivory Coast at 32.
seems pretty obvious to me that the group of death is group E.
oh yeah, and now argentina is up 2-0. they look pretty damm good.
Friday, June 09, 2006
my [http://kidpurple.com] homepage is the personalized google page:
Read more at www.google.com/ig
world cup!!!
I pick Germany to beat up on costa rica today pretty good.
whats up with the old dude on cold pizza, he picked trinidad and tobago to win the world cup.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
NHL playoffs
Thursday, June 01, 2006
world cup pick'em
http://games.espn.go.com/worldcup/group?groupID=52843&password=dakota
fantasy world cup action
You have been invited to join schwartz_dj's Private Group in McDonald's/FIFA World Cup Fantasy Game.
In order to join the group, just go to game front page and click on the "Sign Up" button to create a team. After completing registration, or if you already have a team, go to the "Groups" homepage, then click the "Join Group" line and follow the path to join an existing private group. Then, when prompted, enter the following information...
Group ID#: 22653
Password: dakota
I hope to see your team there! I also hope to get some type of pick'em group going somewhere, but as far as i can tell, yahoo does not have such a thing yet. let me know if you find a good world cup pick'em league we can get a group going in.