the US mens national team played latvia today. to get together with some people to watch the game we decided to go to a bar. a friend of mine installed the sound system, so she knew that the entire bar had to have the same sound, and today it happend to be a fuckin nascar race. i know that nascar is way more popular than soccer in the united states, but then i think of who our president is and it doesn't surprise me much anymore.
while we were there some cowboys tried to start shit with us because we were watching a soccer, which was not up to their standards as a sport. it ended when one of them threw down his cowboy hat during a loud yeeeee haaaaw. he slipped on his hat, fell back and cracked his red neck on the corner of a pool table, knocked that sucker out cold. we watched the end of the soccer game, and stepped right over him on the way out!
i'm moving to europe next year dammit. god i hope there is no nascar in europe. oh yeah, they have F1 racing, at least those guys can turn right sometimes.
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