dreaming weird shit

its been a while since i've written about a dream that i had and if you've missed them, its your lucky day!

at the very beginning this dream i'm hanging out with two KP readers (jon and onree) out on some type of farm house.  jon was washing dishes or doing some type of kitchen work while me and onree relaxed on the couch.  we were waiting for people to start showing up, cause we were having a party that nite.  (I guess the 3 of us must have lived together there)  So living out in the country we didn't see much traffic.  It seemed weird when a big yellow and purple full size van was coming slowly down the road, until i noticed 2 cheerleaders running alongside the van in the ditch.  But then it was more normal, "The cheerleaders are going by" I told the other 2 guys.  Jon ran to the window enthusiastically to see.  Go get them we told the frenchman.  So onree reluctantly ran out the door to chase down these cheerleaders. 
A couple minutes later he comes back with about 8 hot blonde cheerleaders.  They are all excited about something and all gathering around the piano.

Now it starts to get weird.  suddenly everything seems to be happening as if it has all happened before, if not regularly.  The cheerleaders start to play "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" on the paino and make onree sing.  The more he sings the more excited they are, and eventually they are all topless.  During the song i get up to take a piss, so i go to the bathroom.  Its becoming a strangely long piss, because the song finishes and i'm still going.  one of the cheerleaders comes in a rubs up against my back as i'm pissing for a minute, then she leaves and i'm still going.  then a topless jeff bashus (how are you jeff?  still live in denver?) comes into the bathroom to see what i'm doing.  he explains that the cheerleaders are gone and the bugs have started showing up.  its right at that point that i notice and quickly flick a spider off my schlong.  then i'm done and its just a normal thing that we have an infestation of insects in our house after the cheerleaders leave.  lots of big beetles crawling around all over the place.

thats what i call a weird dream.