i happened to click on one of the most read articles of the day on my yahoo to read about the no diet-diet. it brings me one step closer to beleiving that people are just fucking retarted in this country. hey, what do you know, eating only when you actually get hungry and not overeating will help you lose weight or keep it off, holy fucking shit batman, why didn't we think of this before.
here is the article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051204/ap_on_he_me/fit_intuitive_eating
SO, i figure i'd let you in on a new revolutionary weight loss program, the schwartz total body system. of course you don't get all the details without paying for the full dvd set, but here's just a little preview for you. in order to lose weight: get off your fat ass and run, don't stop running until you throw up. then you stop and take a look at the shit that you just threw up, for about 40 seconds, then start running again. rinse and repeat. good luck. if you happen to live in fargo/moorhead, ice skating down the middle of main street is an acceptable replacement for running in the schwartz total body system.
to order the whole dvd set of the schwartz total body system, email me. really, its quite cheap.
ps - spelling like shite doesn't make someone stupid, does it?
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