if i had a million dollars...

just a couple of things i'd do:

hire cake to play a concert in my back yard the next weekend that p-man is in town!
buy season tickets for the MN Wild, and take a limo to each game from moorhead!
get my damm bike fixed!
play in the world series of poker, and win that fucker!
go to old trafford vs man city!

uh, i gotta go, maybe i'll have more later.....