what it is son's o' bitches

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damm grass, damm ipod

the last 2 times i cut the grass i got a lot of crap that it just wouldn't suck up, so it left rows of dead grass, which looked like crap when the stuff started turning brown.  so this time it started to it again, i thought maybe because i was mulching it, so i put the bag on.  same thing, just kept getting worse.  so finally i flipped the thing over and scraped out the bottom with a screwdriver, after that it wokred pretty good.  i had to go over the front yard again to pick up all the crap that was left.

then i come in to find that my ipod will not turn on for me.  dammit, i had to look up how to reset the thing, but then it worked!  i hope things go better for me tomorrow and i get back on the winning track for http://jackofpoker.com tomorrow nite!

linux is okay

there are a couple reasons why i don't have all linux computers at my house, iTunes has become a big reason.  still some of the distros don't have the greatest driver support, but i guess those are old computers - windows would probably choke on the old nic's.  anyway, check it out:

what would replace iTunes on linux for me, anybody know??

http://tinyurl.com/dn5e3

google talk

http://www.google.com/talk/

ohhhh, its google instant messaging, and its soooo nice!  just like gmail!  you need a gmail account to use this, if you don't have one, email me and i'll invite you!  then install talk and look me up, you should know my email address!

I'll be waiting to see who messenges me first!

KP


oooooo, and another great feature that i just discovered today [aparently its a week or 2 old] is that gmail now allows you to send from multiple addresses! so you can use gmail to combine all of your email addys into one location! very nice!

why i will never become an astronaut

i don't know how to spell the damm word to start with.  and besied that, i don't spend my time training for space travel and studying about space flight, i spend that time doing stupid shit like playing poker and video games, wishing i didn't have to work, and posting stupid comments on other people's flickr photos like these:
http://flickr.com/photos/holydumb26/37263144/
http://flickr.com/photos/lauralaine/34209474/
http://flickr.com/photos/dkrobinson/5425666/

that last one was titled "Some Dude w/ Steve" before I left that comment!  Its really a fun thing to do.  just go to http://flickr.com and start looking at pictures.  make sure you sign up and upload a pic so those suckers can see who's commenting on their dumb ass pictures!  then come back and post a link to some of you comments here.

and remember, i promise, whatever i do, i will never become an astronaut.  and i hope you don't either!

fantasy hockey!

get into the dakota division for fantasy hockey this year!

http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey

League ID#: 24550
Password: dakota

satellite tv

i've been gone a while you may have noticed, but i'm back today finally, and i need some advice. I'm thinking about ditching cable tv and getting satellite tv. direct tv or dish network? what to do?? do you have any exp with either of these, and has it been good or bad? it doesn't seem like a hard choice when looking at the channel listings below, and the bigger list has way bigger selection of music channels too!

A&E ABC Family Altitude Sports & Entertainment American Movie Classics (AMC) America's Store Animal Planet BBC America Black Entertainment Television (BET) Bloomberg Television Boomerang Bravo BYU TV Cartoon Network CNBC CNBC World CNN Comcast SportsNet (Chicago) Comcast SportsNet (Mid-Atlantic) Comcast SportsNet (West) Comedy Central Country Music Television (CMT) Court TV C-SPAN C-SPAN2 CSTV Current TV Daystar DIRECTV FREEVIEW® Events Discovery Channel Discovery Health Channel Discovery Home Discovery Kids Discovery Times Channel Disney Channel (East) Disney Channel (West) DIY Network E! Entertainment Television ESPN ESPN CLASSIC ESPN U ESPN2 ESPNEWS EWTN FINE LIVING FitTV Food Network Fox Movie Channel Fox News Channel Fox Reality Fox Soccer Channel FSN FSN ARIZONA FSN BAY AREA FSN CINCINNATI FSN DETROIT FSN FLORIDA FSN MIDWEST FSN NEW ENGLAND FSN NEW YORK FSN NORTH FSN NORTHWEST FSN OHIO FSN PITTSBURGH FSN ROCKY MOUNTAIN FSN SOUTH FSN SOUTHWEST FSN WEST FSN WEST 2 FUEL TV Fuel TV Fuse FX G4 videogame tv Galavisión GOL TV Great American Country GSN, the network for games Hallmark Channel Headline News History International HITN-TV» Home & Garden Television Home Shopping Network i Independent Television Independent Film Channel Lifetime Lifetime Movie Network Lifetime Real Women Link TV Logo Madison Square Garden (MSG) Military Channel MSNBC MTV MTV2 NASA TV» National Geographic Channel NBA TV New England Sports Network NFL Network Nickelodeon/Nick at Nite (East) Nickelodeon/Nick at Nite (West) Nicktoons Noggin/The N OLN Oxygen PBS Kids PBS You QVC RFD-TV SCI FI Channel Shop At Home ShopNBC SOAPnet Speed Channel Spike TV Sun Sports Superstation WGN TBS The Biography Channel The Church Channel The Golf Channel The History Channel The Learning Channel (TLC) The Outdoor Channel The Science Channel The Weather Channel The Word TNT Toon Disney Travel Channel Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN) Turner Classic Movies (TCM) Turner South¤ TV Guide Channel TV Land TV One TVG Univision USA Network VH1 VH1 Classic WE: Women's Entertainment World Harvest Television YES Network

A&E ABC Family Altitude Sports & Entertainment American Movie Classics Angel One Animal Planet BBC America Beauty & Fashion Channel BET Biography Bloomberg Television Boomerang Bravo BYUTV Cartoon Network Catalog TV CCTV-9 Classic Arts Showcase CNBC CNBC World CNN Colours TV Comcast Sports Net Chicago Comcast Sports Net Mid-Atlantic Comcast Sports Net West Comedy Central Country Music Television Court TV C-Span C-Span2 Daystar Discovery Channel Discovery Health Discovery Home Discovery Kids Discovery Times Channel Dish Music - Classic Soul Disney Channel (East) Disney Channel (West) Do It Yourself Network E! Entertainment Television Encore (West) Encore Action Encore Drama Encore Love Encore Mysteries Encore WAM Encore Westerns ESPN ESPN Alternate ESPN Classic ESPN2 ESPN2 Alternate ESPNews Eternal Word Television Network Food Network Fox Movie Channel Fox News Channel Fox Soccer Channel Fox Sports Net Arizona Fox Sports Net Bay Area Fox Sports Net Cincinnati Fox Sports Net Detroit Fox Sports Net Florida Fox Sports Net Midwest Fox Sports Net New England Fox Sports Net New York Fox Sports Net North Fox Sports Net Northwest Fox Sports Net Ohio Fox Sports Net Pittsburgh Fox Sports Net Rocky Mtn Fox Sports Net South Fox Sports Net Southwest Fox Sports Net West Fox Sports Net West 2 FOX Sports Pittsburgh Free Speech TV Fuse FX G4techTV Galavisión Game Show Network GOL TV Good Samaritan Network Great American Country Hallmark Channel Headline News Healthy Living Channel History Channel History Channel International HITN Home & Garden Television Home Shopping Network Horse Racing TV Independent Film Channel ISHOP Jewelry Television Lifetime Lifetime Movie Network LINK TV Madison Square Garden Men's Channel Military Channel MSNBC MTV MTV2 Mun2 NASA National Geographic Channel NESN Nick Toons Nickelodeon / Nick at Night (East) Nickelodeon / Nick at Nite (West) Nickelodeon Games & Sports Noggin/ The N Northern Arizona Univ. Outdoor Life Network Panhandle Area Edu.. PAX TV PBS You QVC Reality TV Research Channel RFDTV Sci-Fi Channel Shop at Home Shop NBC SiTV Soapnet Spike TV Sports Alternate 1 Sports Alternate 2 Sports Alternate 3 Sports Alternate 4 Style Sunshine Network TBS Telefutura Este Telefutura Oeste The Golf Channel The Learning Channel The Movie Channel (West) The Outdoor Channel The Science Channel The Speed Channel The Travel Channel The Weather Channel TMC Xtra West TNT Toon Disney Trinity Broadcasting Network Turner Classic Movies Turner South TV Games Network TV Guide Channel TV Land TV Outlet Mall University of California University of Washington Univisión Este Univisión Oeste USA Network VH1 VH1 Classic We: Women's Entertainment WGN Superstation Wisdom Television

my own dance party

i just bought the new gorillaz album [demon days ], and the song dirty harry came on, i had my own dance party in the basement here by myself!

i highly recommend this, at least that one track.  you just can't help but to break into a dancing frenzy! 

great song!

this does it

i now either have to learn spanish and move to mexico, or move to europe.

dammit i hate this place sometimes......

http://sports.yahoo.com/mls/news?slug=cnnsi-gameoff&prov=cnnsi&type=lgns

disturbed

i am convinced that the band disturbed uses my phones ring tone in one of their song.  i kept hearing it and running upstairs to see if my phone was ringing.  it took me a while to figure out that it was part of the song (kinda in the background).  So now i've had to change my ring tone because of this. 

damm you disturbed....  actually i had already changed my ring tone a couple days before i discovered this!

copying dvd's

here are the 2 programs that are a must have for copying dvd's!  maybe i'll write up a guide for them, but there are probably good ones around already.  just gotta figure out the whole divx thing now!

http://www.dvddecrypter.r8.org/
http://www.mrbass.org/dvdshrink/

look here for a great list of tools. dvd decryptor and dvd shrink are both listed here too!

http://www.doom9.org/index.html?/software2.htm

color me badD

i always knew this would be a possibility some day!  aaron's dad told me it would happen himself!

sweet!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/music_greatest_hits

i am an ultimate fighter

well at least in my dream last nite i was,  kinda...

i traveled to some ultimate fighting tournament with blake-bie and my dad.  it was like something strait out of mortal kombat.  we showed up and were checking in and taking care of all the usual stuff at a mortal kombat tournament and what not.  so there was me, my dad [naked larry] and blake-bie amongst a crowd of muscle-y asian guys in thier kung fu outfits practicing their kicks and punches and whatever.  i realized that i was going to be killed if i actually did fight in this tournament and wanted to just not show up to my first fight so bad.  after a couple days of just hanging out, the tournament started and i did make it to my first fight.  luckily it was against a small guy.  i was very nervous, but right at the start of the fight i kicked him in the stomach, he went down and didn't get back up.  i won that one was wasn't happy cause i knew that only meant i had to fight someone much tougher than he was next.  i was running around trying to find naked and blake-bie to see if they wanted to just leave before the next fights when i woke up.

more akward

i've never seen a more akward morning after crazy drunkend party madness lets have a 4-some than this picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/50458085@N00/34427605/

Washing Sacks?

got a dirty sack? i got something for you!

the best mp3 i've heard in a long time

if you know me, there's a good chance you know something about english soccer.  if you don't know a thing about english soccer, stop reading right now.

good, i'm glad your still with me!  While I was playing with iTunes I was also searching for good torrent listing sites yesterday.  I was browsing thru mininova.org last nite when I came across a manchester song, so of course i download it.  its the best mp3 i've downloaded in a long time!

since i use blogger now, i can't just upload any file that i want, so i had to come up with some other way to get the goods to you.  so i signed up for a jot.com account.  I've now got a kidpurple wiki, yippie.  well for now it just serves the purpose of getting you this file.  so go check it out at the link below.  I hope eveyone is able to get the file okay, cause its really good!

http://kidpurple.jot.com/

the coolest thing i've ever seen!

tonite i've been playing around with iTunes some, i've discovered some cool things:

How easy it is to stream music from one computer to another using iTunes, so now I don't have to keep mp3s on more than one computer!

How easy it could be to wirelessly stream music from one computer to a home stereo using an airport espress! (hopefully i'll be able to do that someday soon!)

How much better aac seems to be than mp3.  I've started to convert my mp3 library to aac.  an aac at 128 kbps [supposedly] has the same quality as a 160 kbps mp3.  so most of my 160 kbps mp3s will become aac's and take up much less room!

the iTunes music store is pretty neat too.  they have celebrity playlists.  i was browsing thru a few of them when i came across the bacon brothers.  as in kevin bacon and his brother Michal.  now the coolest thing ever: on Kevin's list:   drumroll please........ mmmbop [hansen].  oh yeah, thats so awesome, kevin bacon listening to hansen!!  i love it!

i am son of naked

going into the bathroom this morn to shower i opened the shades on the window and then thought, maybe the neighbors will be able to see me all naked up in the bathroom?  but why the hell would i care tho, i am son of naked!

olvier stone: what will you do?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050811/people_nm/stone_dc

ouch, i wonder if he'll still be able to afford to eat even 2 meals a day after that.

 maybe i should start a "feed stone" fundraiser?

iTunes

i started using itunes at work recently, and at home a little bit too.  the more i use it, the more i like it!  it'll probably totally replace real player for me.  well here is a list of my most frequently played tracks at work:

Opiate    Tool
Rock 'N' Roll Ni**er    Marilyn Manson
So Fucking Crazy    Metallica/Britney Spears
Mantra    Tool
Pop Goes The Weasel    3rd Bass
Cough Syrup    Butthole Surfers
My Homie Baby Mama    Insane Clown Posse
Back To Crack    Insane Clown Posse
Rock    The Kleptones
Play    The Kleptones
Fight In The Club    The Kleptones
Breathe In The Summertime    The Kleptones
Top    Live
Shit Towne    Live
Pillar of Davidson    Live
Real Niggaz Don't Die    N.W.A
Beepers    Sir Mix-A-Lot    Sir Mix-A-Lot
4°    Tool
Let's Talk About Cars    Butthole Surfers
Buck Tha Devil    Da Lench Mob
You and Your Heroes    Da Lench Mob
Guerillas in Tha Mist    Da Lench Mob
Roughest Mother Fucker From Southpark    Gangsta Nip
Check Yourself    Ice Cube
Fearless    Insane Clown Posse

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Fwd: Gouranga [weird email i just got]

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there is a cockroach hiding in your pudding!

everytime i eat pudding or yogurt i think of ving rhames pulling the big cockroach out of his yogurt [in the movie striptease].  i know he put it in there himself, but i just have to take a couple of precautionary spoon jabs into my cup of tastey pudding before i dig in.

does anybody else do that?  will anyone else do it now after reading this?

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i want alternatives to the outcome of the 2000 US presidential election to be taught in schools....

i was just browsing thru the news on my homepage and i came across this one:
http://tinyurl.com/8gx28

I used to argue with my sister about this whole evolution deal.  This article makes it sound like gwb said something worthy of an intelligent person when he says that education should expose people to different schools of thought.  at first read of that, it sounds good.  with a little bit more reading, it makes me wonder what ever happened to seperation of church and state?

just to straighten this out first:  i would have a real hard time beleiving that someone could argue against evolution that was not fueled by their own religious beleifs.  so don't tell me that evolution is bs based on scientific facts.  i know your own religious beleifs are behind that.

now that thats straightened out lets go back to gwb.  he at least knows that he can't just say that evolution should not be taught in schools, that would be kinda like saying that math should not be taught, well maybe not that extreme, but similar.  math and science (biology at least) span all cultures and religions is the point here.  so this push to teach "different schools of thought" is motivated by a single [shared by millions] religious view.  and our seperation of church and state???

okay, seriously i don't really care too much what bush or any of our "leaders" think should be taught and what they base those decisions on, YET.  but now if some other country came and took over our land of freedom and made us live under their own rule, I would be very happy to have strong seperation of church and state, because they would turn your kids into muslims!  then we would all appreciate the seperation of church and state i'd be willing to bet.

i even often don't see what the big argument is about.  creationism and evolution do not seem to be mutually exclusive ideas to me.  why can't people accept that maybe both are true?.  an example: the computer network was developed [created] long before you ever had a computer.  networks today [the internet] don't resembe the very first computer networks, cause they evolved....  get the point.  well i don't know why i bothered so much with this, but now i have more work to do, so i'd better get back to it.  Java is calling!

sorry to have wasted your time.....

smells like shit

Wasn't this guy gay in Team America?

http://tinyurl.com/9a2lo

fantasy football is back!

and i don't mean american football.  well i do, but i ALSO mean real football!  thats right, the yahoo Dakota Division is open for the English Premiere League for 2005/2006!  click the link below, make a team and use the following info to join the Dakota Division!

http://uk.premiership.fantasysports.yahoo.com/football

Group ID#: 3130
Password: dakota

busy days

since our house deal, i've been really busy, and i'm super busy at work too. so i hope someday i can get back to the good old days of kidpurple, you know, when i averaged 1.3 posts per day (1.3 ppd). okay, so i never did post a lot:

what do you want to patent?

I was reading about microsoft and all their patent applications, aparently it seems they want to patent everything.  What do you think it takes to identify when baseball is exciting?  so they are trying to patent a way to identify when baseball is exciting.  don't beleive me?  you shouldn't.  but in this case i'm not making this up.  check out the link below:

http://tinyurl.com/cpsr6