metro stars

i used to be a metro stars fan

then one day i cracked during a game and decided they were my least favorite team in the mls. they couldn't score a goal to save their live, they keep amanda "dirty bitch" guevara on the field, and the don't have tony meola, tab ramos, roberto "who do you think you are" donnadonni anymore.

this morn i see that they just signed tony meola. damm, i can't hate any team that has meola in goal. but i can hope that they tie all of their games 0-0. i already had to cheer for their backline a little bit before they got rid of the pope, but i won't be rooting for them to actually win any games.

not that anyone gives a f.u.c.k.