i sometimes have weird dreams, dontcha know?

last nite i was on a water polo team.  it wasn't just any old polo team, we were in the marijuana league.  one player in the pool had to have a lit joint at all times.  so we'd have to pass this joint back and forth.  another thing that was different was that we didn't use a regular water polo ball.  instead of a ball, we used a heavy scuba air tank.  it really made the game go a lot slower than if we had a typical ball.  besides scoring by tosssing the scuba tank into your opponents goal, you could also score bonus points by completing an unusual task.  in the pool was a wild amazonian woman in a bikini.  now this chic was more like bigfoot than any woman you've ever seen.  bonus points were awarded to the team that could remove her bikini top.  this chic/thing was crazy and most of your time in the pool was spent avoiding her.

i scored the first and only goal of the game near the end of game time.  damm i'm good (for the fucked up marijuana league)!!