Friday, April 29, 2005

Top five signs Dan Schwartz is leaving us:

5) Big argument at Odney over who has to wear the purple cape at the next beer-thirty.

4) Big argument at iNet over who gets to wear the purple cape at the next beer-thirty.

3) That new firewall Rob installed yesterday is equipped with our exclusive patented "Schwartz-Out v1.0" that sets off a loud alarm if Dan tries to get into our servers and a louder one if he tries to get into the fridge.

2) All programming now being done by Barth. In a freak DNS accident, all iNet-hosted URLs suddenly redirected to Rush Limbaugh's site.

1) Have to totally recalculate the odds in the "most likely to pass out under Wendy's desk at the Christmas party" pool.


this came from the friday five at work today!

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