karoake at the fuckin bowler

just got home from the bowler! a couple interesting things happened there. first of all, i beat my roommate (aka wife [aka jill]) at ntn nascar trivia with a pathetic score somewher near 300 out of a possible 1500! then karaoake started. i did this one with the fugge, but then i did my 2nd favorite karoake song and got cut off at the end. of course there it a lot of no singing at the end, but maybe i was just that bad? i did get a blow up penis from some bachelorette

then all hell broke loose. poop-breath said he was going to stick a 2X4 up my ass and out my urethrea and skateboard thru it. fuck i though, i told him i would cut off my own penis and stick it up his ass, it would then turn into something like the mechanical scorpion from the matrix, make its way to his brain and make him gay. what a weird guy, i hope your reading this casey!