Monday, April 25, 2005

i heard a rumor

that the canadian post (same thing as USPS) exclusively hires mentally retarted people. good job canada, i'm impressed!

that being said i think schwartzville will not be located in canada. last nite talking to jon we decided that we would be the founders of our own city. schwartzville is just a temporary name because it was my idea. anyway, since he's the criminal theory guy, he will give me the logic, i'll program it into law enforcement robots, we just need some type of engineer to design our law enforcement robots. also, we will need several other people to get our city going, so here is a list of people we'll need. this is a work in progress so please let me know who else mite be needed.

1. engineer
2. talk show host
3. teacher
4. animal keeper/trainer
5. mad scientist
6. financial advisor
7. sales person
8. carpenter/construction
9. chauffer (my spelling is bad but at least i didn't just write show-fur!)
10. geologist
11. brewmaster
12. someone with lots of vibeology

let me know if you've got the skills to fill any of these needed positions!

2 comments:

bierwoman said...

Dude, I think you know I have the most vibeology of anyone you know! Make it so.

dj said...

you're in!