yale shmale!

http://www.yaleshmale.com/

looking for more employees

The place that I work is looking for more people, let me know if any of these job positions look like something you'd apply for, or even if you know anyone else that is looking for a job like this with a small technology company.

Available Positions:
Business Analyst
Database Manager
Graphic Designer
Release Manager
Senior Software Developer
Software Developer
Software Quality Assurance
Technical Writer
Web Designer

funnies shit i've seen in a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g5cum6qAGw&NR

Donate a car

I should have done this with the old Mazda, instead of paying a junk yard to come tow it, I could have donated it, had it picked up for free, and it would have been tax deductable.  If you want to do this, check out donateacar.com

speaking of cars, does anyone know much about Toyota RAV4's or Hyundai Santa Fe's?  mite be thinking about getting one of those.

theres a black guy down here!

funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYJ9zOyzI4w&NR

UFC Pay Per View: Liddell vs Sobral predictions

Exciting UFC Pay Per View tonite!  I bolded the names of the guys that I'm picking to win. Come back tomorrow and see my perfect record! Chuck Liddell Vs. Renato Sobral
Name: Chuck Liddell Height: 6.2 Weight: 204 Record: 18-3-0	"The Iceman"		Name: Renato Sobral Height: 6.1 Weight: 205 Record: 27-5-0	"Babalu"

Forrest Griffin Vs. Stephan Bonnar
Name: Forrest Griffin Height: 6.3 Weight: 205 Record: 12-3-0			Name: Stephan Bonnar Height: 6.3 Weight: 205 Record: 12-2-0	"American Psycho"

Josh Neer Vs. Nick Diaz
Name: Josh Neer Height: 5.11 Weight: 170 Record: 17-4-1	"The Dentist "		Name: Nick Diaz Height: 6.0 Weight: 170 Record: 11-6-0

Cheick Kongo Vs. Christian Wellisch
Name: Cheick Kongo Height: 6.4 Weight: 240 Record: 18-2-1			Name: Christian Wellisch Height: 6.3 Weight: 237 Record: 7-1-0	"The Hungarian Nightmare"

Hermes Franca Vs. Jamie Varner
Name: Hermes Franca Height: 5.6 Weight: 155 Record: 15-6-0			Name: Jamie Varner Height: 5.8 Weight: 155 Record: 9-0-0	"The Worm"

Wes Combs Vs. Wilson Gouveia
Name: Wes Combs Height: 6.2 Weight: 205 Record: 12-1-0	"The Soldier"		Name: Wilson Gouveia Height: 6.1 Weight: 205 Record: 6-4-0
May not be broadcast. Click for details.

Cory Walmsley Vs. David Heath
Name: Cory Walmsley Height: 6.0 Weight: 205 Record: 10-0-0	"Hard Cor"		Name: David Heath Height: 5.11 Weight: 205 Record: 7-0-0
May not be broadcast. Click for details.

Rob MacDonald Vs. Eric Schafer
Name: Rob MacDonald Height: 6.3 Weight: 205 Record: 4-2-0	"Maximus"		Name: Eric Schafer Height: 6.3 Weight: 205 Record: 8-1-2	"Ravishing Red"
May not be broadcast. Click for details.

Yushin Okami Vs. Alan Belcher
Name: Yushin Okami Height: 6.2 Weight: 185 Record: 17-3-0			Name: Alan Belcher Height: 6.2 Weight: 185 Record: 8-1-0	"The Talent"

fantasy football

i have one guy who wants to join the dakota division for fantasy football, but we need an even number of people, so i'd need one more person.  draft is on tuesday.  anyone?

brutal

read the story, then do a search on you tube to see it.  the picture really doesn't show much....

http://ubersite.com/m/32313

pluto isn't a planet and having sex with a virgin will not cure AIDS

so in case you don't pay attention to news, Pluto is no longer considered the 9th planet of our solar system.  it has been officially downgraded to a dwarf planet, which means our solar system really only has 8 planets.  aparently this has upset a lot of people, who think Pluto should still be considered a planet, or else they are just wanting to make money buy selling shit like "Vote for Pluto" or "Honk if you still think Pluto is a planet" bumper stickers.  maybe they don't care and are just out to make some $$, but if they are making money, someone must really want pluto to still be considered a planet.

kinda like this blog.  me, oh i write for the awards i win by doin this shit!  yeah, i said i win awards for this!  one more time: I WIN AWARDS FOR THIS SHIT BEEYOTCH!!!

aids

get that fucking flag outta here

amazing!

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_4228017

i wonder if they kick all the chineese and mexican students out of the class as well.  unless of course it was the week that they were being studied!

amazing video

I was going to post a video of some crazy shit, but i don't have the guts to even watch it myself at work.  this happened quite a while ago at a sporting event.  supposedly seeing this, many people in the crowd fainted and 2 had heart attacks.  i saw it a long time ago and i'm pretty sure i'd faint if i saw this up close.

i'll post it later, sometime when i'm not at work.....

Sports Fan Blogs

A while ago I bought what I thought were some great domain names.  I've finally got something set up on a couple of them.  I think I'll be chaning the MLS site in the future, but here they are:

http://mlsfanblog.com

http://nflfanblog.com

You can register on the NFL Fan Blog to start your own blog.  If you'd like to write on the MLS Fan Blog, let me know and I'll get you an invitation.  Eventually I'll have similar sites for the NHL and MLB coming soon at http://nhlfanblog.com and http://mlbfanblog.com

After that, what should be next?

email test

email test to blogger...

without google?

today i started using another great google product.  well i don't know if it is great, but its a great idea at least.  online word processor.  i already use google's mail (i'm actually composing this post in gmail), their blogger (which poweres this website), online spreadsheets, and or course the search engine.  now add writely to the list, the online word processor.  even less need for MS Office now!!!!

http://www.writely.com/Doc.aspx?id=dcgsn9br_0c37b6p

No ordinary wang!

browsing thu my personalized google homepage one headline seems to fall under the wrong category. i blurred out the others so those who aren't so bright know what i'm talking about.

great planning

way to go, planning a wedding on the day of this: 

http://tinyurl.com/fdth9

so i'll skip it and come to your wedding i guess.

my favortie paragraph is the very last one, actually the last sentence.  i can only assume inappropriate means calling an all in pre-flop with 85o and winning tha hand.

cleaning out cd jewel cases

i was putting cd's into one of those giant books that holds 300 cd's and throwing out the little booklets that come with the cds. there are some jewel cases in this picture, but this is mostly just those little booklets. you can't tell how high of a pile that really is in this picture. it looks like a lot more when your standing over it than the picture lets on.

well anyway, i thought it would make an interesting picture, i guess i was wrong.

send me your toe pictures

Eventually I'll have a picture of each toe all F'd up!

Fantasy EPL Salary Cap - Dakota Division

Its time for the EPL to start up again and time to get your fantasy team going:

http://uk.premiership.fantasysports.yahoo.com/football

Group ID#: 9157
Password: dakota

and let all of your friends know, we need more than 3 teams this year.....

one more from youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHB_NRIojho

i hate it when i'm wrong

quite a while ago i claimed that there was no such thing as a gay china-man.  i think it was during the last summer olympics that this claim was made.  anyway, there is proof now that i was wrong, but be carefull, its disturbing.  i haven't even watched the whole thing and i usually can handle a lot.  i'm surprised youtube lets this kind of cheep entertainment on their website.  it'll probably be gone soon so check it out quick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j80YDDfiaT4

totally worth 6 minutes of your life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyhzw2kcSSs

11 secrets men keep

I came across this article this morning and thought some of these are quite true, and some are not. so guys, what would you add to this list.

11 "Don't-Tell-the-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep

This is the 500th post on the modern kidpurple blog!!!! balloons and confetti fall from the sky!!!

this headline caught my eye

check out the article below, it doesn't seem that strange, but when you are scanning thru a bunch of headlines and you read badgers instead of badges , it'll probably make click on it, like it did to me.

http://tinyurl.com/jn8zp

baby schwartz

i love blogger! set up a website in 2 minutes!

http://babyschwartz.blogspot.com/

a new Schwartz on the way!

just found out this morning, its going to be a boy!!

the best thing every (at least for today)!

If you haven't gotten at least one of these emails you must have heard of the nigerian email scammers.  they will try to get money from you promising that it is to help some rich person get money out of their country which they will then give you a certain percentage of, making you rich or some other such shit like that.  of course they want to take your money is all.  so some people are fighting back against these fuckers and it is damm funny!

http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

weekly prediction

this could be trouble for me, and being 0-2 already i should go with ante razov to terrorize the revolution tomorrow, but my pick is going to be with jamie moreno to lead the mls stars to victory over chelsea!

it was an epic cubicle war

http://www.windwardreports.com/film.htm

professional GO

do you remember the board game go where you place stones on a square game board (think large chess board) and try to convert all the stones to your color?

do you know what it takes to be one of the best in the world, or even just good enough to make a living playing professional GO?

aparently you have to be dan to be able to make a living.  check out the table below which i found at http://technology.guardian.co.uk/online/insideit/story/0,,1835570,00.html

Go rankings: kyu to dan

40 kyu: Child beginner

25 kyu: Adult learner

15 kyu: Top-level social player

10 kyu: Weak club player

4-5 kyu: Average club player

1 kyu/1 dan: Transition to expert (equivalent to county-level chess player)

2 dan: Competent well-informed amateur

3-4 dan: Good amateur

5-6 dan: Strong amateur (top 100 in Europe, top 10,000 in South Korea!)

7 dan: Amateur good enough to be professional 1 dan; can play world's best without embarrassment

Pro 4 dan: can make a living at Go in East Asia (akin to golf tour professional)

Pro 9 dan: among top 100 in world; can win pro tournament

Blame Liberace and Richard Simmons!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE2ZB_uHfRw

whats up

something is very goofy with blogger recently. i did not write that last post at 6:30 AM or whatever it says, in fact that was not even the last thing i wrote, that is weeks old.... weird, it happened on other blogger controlled sites i have.....

SnakeButt

I created a site so that no one ever forgets rules of snakebutt again!

http://snakebutt.wetpaint.com/

its a wiki, so if you think you deserve access to edit this, ask and ye shall receive (probably), maybe..

live on QVC

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2138979767659837843