rough draft of my news years resolutions

• i will not join any cults this year
• i will not move again this year (i hate moving)
  
• i will not enroll in any college courses (2 years in a row if successful!!)
• i will try to listen to more good music and less bad music (iTunes party shuffle to blame for this one)
• i will grow a full beard before sometime in august
• and last but not least, i will never lose, at anything, all year long!
  

it sure is getting stale around here

isn't it?

happy new year everyone.

watch for some good stuff in 06!

warning

time goes by very slowly when you just sit and stare at the clock.  don't do it, unless you really enjoy staring at clocks.

evil santa?

something about this picture looks kinda evil. you know who that is?

crap

its so cold out that my teeth hurt.

works almost made me crazy today.

i'm need to make a new guild wars character, and when i do, he'll get to level 5 before i want a new one again....

i made a new character, a monk/necromancer.  should have stuck with a warrior maybe?

fuck - i guess i'm just having a bad day.  i better go to bed....

the random quotebook is dying

c'mon people, help out the random quotebook, its slowly dying.  i forget to update this damm thing.  if you'd like to post directly to it yourself, let me know and i'll send you an invitation to become an author, otherwise just remind me once in a while when you hear something worthy...  or maybe it'll just die off a slow miserable death?

forklift safety

this video get pretty funny once you get about half way thru it.  its worth the wait, trust me!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5943582546148919558&q=forklift

looks like a nice october day in ND

Papa Johns has some lazy servers

here is part of screenshot from an email that i got today from papa john's. i've been known to write a jsp once in a while and i do have to say that that is one lazy ass server if it needs to take 7 hours a day off. makes me wonder if i should ever order online from them again.

i've highlighted the important part of the email for all you lazy bitches that can't read all the way thru.

WTF

?

my cards are broken

I am going to start a support group for c-murder and josh called my cards are broken.  cause the lose at poker.  actually the support group is mostly just for c-murder....

cool flash animation

kinda low tech, but very cool!
http://img40.exs.cx/img40/28/feuerfreimovie.swf

my name is hammy

if you haven't had a chance to check out the new tom green cd, i highly recommend that you do as soon as possible. it is well worth your time, unless you are more important than i am, they maybe its not, or unless you don't like tom green, then its maybe not. check it out especially if you like the OR (and that means you thoele)!

i eat a lot of ham.

papa smurf can i lick your ass?

here is something to get a chuckle at this boring monday nite.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm

new email!!!

well its about that time of the year again, time to change up the ol email address.  some of you may have noticed that i changed up my google talk username, and that is the new email address!  i breifly thought about ditching gmail to go back to yahoo, but changed my mind pretty quick.  gmail is just too damm nice!  so anyway, change up your address books, the new address is dj.schwartz.

chased by ninjas

Yesterday I went out for some snow biking with Josh at Goosebury park.  Just as we are starting to head down the path on our bikes a car pulls up and 2 ninja's get out and start running down the path behind us.  There were 2 other people up at the car that were not following the ninjas.  af first i figured they were just taking off from the other 2, but they were catching up to us and i really stated to think they were chasing us.  we picked up the pace a little bit and eventually got away from them.  it was weird.....

the REAL world cup draw

the real draw was not much better than my random draw for the ol USofA.  my predictions to advance to the 2nd round in bold.  I figured out the average raking of the group acoriding to current fifa rankings, this is the first number in parenthesis.  The USA's group has the toughest group according to this.  I figured many groups have one team that is highly outmatched so i figued the average ranking of the top 3 team, and again the USA's group has the toughest group.  According to those number group F is the next toughest, but I think group C is the 2nd toughest, and also the group that many people will think is the group of death, but in my mind, the group of death is definetly the one with Italy, USA and the Czech Republic.  According to the numbers group G is the weakest, but I think group H probably is the weakest group of them all.

Group E is potentially trouble for the US if they get out of the group and into the 2nd round. The winner of the group will play 2nd place from brazil's group (assuming brazil wins it) that would be croatia, australia or japan, but 2nd place would play brazil right away. So whatever happens, i hope USA finished in the same position that Brazil does!



Group A: (24.25 - 20)
1. Gernamy (16)
2. Costa Rica (21)
3. Poland (23)
4. Ecuador (37)

Group B: (26 - 17.66)
1. England (9)
2. Paraguay (30)
3. Trinidad & Tobago (51)
4. Sweden (14)

Group C: (23.75 - 16)
1. Argentina (4)
2. Ivory Coast (41)
3. Serbia & Montenegro (47)
4. Netherlands (3)

Group D: (24.5 - 12)
1. Mexico (7)
2. Iran (19)
3. Angola (62)
4. Portugal (10)

Group E: (18 - 7.33)
1. Italy (12)
2. Ghana (50)
3. USA (8)
4. Czech Republic (2)

Group F: (21.25 - 12)
1. Brazil (1)
2. Croatia (20)
3. Australia (49)
4. Japan (15)

Group G: (31.5 - 23.33)
1. France (5)
2. Switzerland (36)
3. South Korea (29)
4. Togo (56)

Group H: (26.5 - 22)
1. Spain (6)
2. Ukraine (40)
3. Tunisia (28)
4. Saudi Arabia (32)

world cup draw

here's my random draw.  I hope it doesn't turn out like this, that definetly has the US in the "Group Of Death".  The draw should be happening very shortly, i'll post here to show how close my own random draw was to the real thing!

Group A:
1. Gernamy
2. Angola
3. Ukraine
4. Trinidad & Tobago

Group B:
1. England
2. Ghana
3. Czech Republic
4. South Korea

Group C:
1. Spain
2. Tunisia
3. Sweden
4. Japan

Group D:
1. Italy
2. Paraguay
3. Switzerland
4. Saudi Arabia

Group E:
1. France
2. Ivory Coast
3. Croatia
4. Costa Rica

Group F:
1. Brazil
2. Australia
3. Netherlands
4. United States

Group G:
1. Argentina
2. Ecuador
3. Poland
4. Iran

Group H:
1. Mexico
2. Togo
3. Portugal
4. Serbia & Montenegro

alexander

Alexander
I watched this movie last nite and it changed my life forever. How would you figured this long movie was able to change my life forever?

dirty dirty oprah

the smoking gun has some good stuff, they also have some stupid stuff.  well here is an article, about a letter written to the fcc about one episode of oprah from a few years ago.  okay, whatever, i don't care about what oprah is talking about on tv, she deserves the same level of freedom of speech as howard stern does, but the best part of this is if you read the actuall message sent to the fcc, notice the name of the group that this person is a part of.

that is wonderfull!  is it real?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0504044oprah1.html?link=rssfeed