boobs

so as i'm playing poker tonite and talking about jennifer tilly winning the females championship of the WSOP, and thinking about boobs, like i do often, i decided that there is no doubt in my mind that if JT was sitting at that cheap purple pilled up felt table cloth covering of a shit we call our poker table, i would call her boobs magee. (McGee)? i don't know how to spell.

the moral of the story is: jt - if i'm ever hanging out with you, you nickname will be boobs magee, like it or not, sorry thats just how things have to be.

and as i was saying.....

i just happen to catch this headline today and it made me think of my post from a few days ago, or hell maybe it was even yesterday, anyway, it will be obvious which one i mean.

and a quote from the article:
"The family of four will use the FCX for commuting to and from work and school, shopping and other family driving, and give feedback to Honda on the car's performance."

yeah, that and they gonna get down to some screwin in the back seat, YEAH BABY! Jon is going to screw Sandy's brains out!!!

on my way home from work...

I saw this bumper sticker on my way home from work today and wondered why alternative fuels have not become more widely used? or maybe they are starting to in newer cars, i haven't been in the market for a new car, so i don't know. i wish i was a little bit closer to work and i'd start biking again. i did get out for about 8 miles tonite and it felt good. it has been "dan get off your ass" month!

oh no, my tv is gay....

what the fuck, why do they [mtv] need another one? wasn't one enough?

fantasy football

its time to get ready for fantasy football again! i've created the Dakota Division on yahoo, and its ready to sign up for.

this year the Dakota Division will be the first year of a keeper league, so get in now or you'll miss your chance to have a head start next year.

hopefully everyone will be willing to throw $10 into a prize pool, but if not, only those who did will be eligible for the championship money!

use the link and id/password below to join! join quick, we MUST have an even number of teams. so if the season starts and you were the last one to join, and it happens to make an odd number of teams, you'll be cut......

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1
League ID#: 129182
Password: 987654321

playing football (soccer)

i finally got out on the soccer field today again. errrr well at least a large area of grass with a soccer ball, not quite a field but it was still fun. along with bierwoman and onree d'france we beat on 3 little kids that must have been, oh hmmmmm, 8 - 10 years old maybe? we totally schooled them, it was great! they didn't even see it coming. team space invaders they called themselves, bah i say, they couldn't have invaded a shallow lake from a leaky canoe....

gotta get out to the soccer field large grassy area more often, it felt good to beat up on some small kids! yeah!!! kids if your reading this, don't try to match up against team TT again, it'll just end painfully for you.....

make me a logo!

in one more attempt to make something decent of a good idea i had a long time ago, i've decided to start some work on fargobar.com again. to make anything mildly successfull out of it, i need someone who has some decent graphical skills. i'm looking for at least someone who could create a logo for the site. this is a no-pay job, but if the site is ever really successfull i'll be sure to re-pay the artist back if i use your logo. and if you want to work up a full site design, that'd be even better, but i really need at least a logo for now!

leave a comment or email me directly if you are interested.

ALSO: to all fargo-ites and moorhead-ites (which i will be soon), mail me a list of all the bar or restaurant specials that you can get your hands on! i don't get out as much as i used to and i'm terrible about trying to collect these specials myself....

and if you wanna design a logo for this website, go ahead, it could probably use some graphics on it somewhere??

the random quotes

since i moved the site to blogger i didn't have my random quotebook available anymore. so i create a whole seperate blog for it. i just added a new one today of something that just seemed really weird. usually i keep them to people i know, but this was just so strange. maybe because i'm hung over my brain just didn't process information quite correct. anyway, check out the random quotebook to see what it was. email me or leave a comment and i'll invite you to be a member of that blog so you can post to it yourself too!

watch a baseball game

as i was sitting in onree's basement, sipping on a bottle of coors lite that wasn't tasting up to par (as good as the high life!), i flicked the tv channel to a fuckin redhawks game. for those of you who don't know the redhawks are the local baseball team, so it seemed weird that their game was on tv, but i put on some rem in the stereo and blasted it so i wouldn't have to listen to the game also. then something happened that will forever change my life......

the tv camera went to the manager/coach of the redhawks in his glorious uniform that matches all the players' uniforms. i wondered why the coach with his very nicely sized beer belly (MUCH larger than my own) wears a uniform as if he's gonna be called in for a pinch run or something? i then realized this always takes place in baseball, and i'd bet it even takes place in softball too??

so why does that fucker always have the same shit on that the players wear? is he gonna have to play in case he runs out of pitchers?

give me a peanutbutter/cheese sandwich and i'm off to bed finally!

by the hair of jurgen klinsman

and as you can see by the hair of jurgen klinsman is something you don't expect to hear everyday, or necessairly ever, but i just heard it. and as you can see by the hair of jurgen klinsman this is a 2-2 game!

speaking of jurgen klinsman's hair, it makes me think about the failed search for a gay chinaman again. i challenge anyone who thinks that chinese are gay to find a gay chinaman to leave a comment here.

i smell a goal for germany coming soon, to knock brazil out of the confederations cup!

that didn't take too long

the new template is about done. tell me what you think. i cut some crap out that should make the page load faster too!

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template changes

i've changed up my blogger template and over the next x amount of time i'll be making changes until i like it a little bit more. if you've seen the site recently you know something in my template got screwed up and i had to do something to fix it. since i'm the user interface fuckin master, i decided to just pick a new blogger template and make minor changes......

i don't understand why there is suddenly so much empty space at the top of my first post - scroll down a ways

i am not putting this shit in there intentionally.... wtf?

Brazilians will not bamboozle us vows Ballack

but jakarta tomcat will bamboozle the shit out of me!

Star Wars!

i went to episode 3 tonite and have to say i was very happy with the results. best one of the first 3 episodes by far!

wish me luck in my attempt to download fedora 4 and get mysql + apache + tomcat to all work together. i'll need lots of it.

if you haven't already, check out matt's blog. he put up some nice photo's that he's taken. I hope your enjoying retirement matty!!!!

goodnite all....

oh and by the way, no need to thank me for indroducing you to fashion!

for now, only one kpreader knows what [that title] means. but i use it as a title here becasue i wanted to write about one of the dumbest things i've seen recently, and the story about [that title] is pretty dumb itself. expect to hear more about that later!!

so anyway, the dumbest commercial on tv: if you watch G4TV you've no doubt seen it. Its a commercial for westwood college (i think). anyway, here is the set up. its 2 guys playing a video game. i will call them bo and luke, only because they got some old 70's looking haircuts, one dark hair and one blondie. i will call the female in the commercial daisy to stick with the whole duke theme. the beginning scene is bo and luke playing some video game.

BO
ahhh, hurry up man, the boss is coming in.

LUKE
dude, almost got it.

enter daisy

DAISY
hey, how are the graphics coming on that game? i got another one i need designed.

LUKE
we just finished level 3 and need to tighten up the graphics a little bit.

DAISY
great!

exit daisy

LUKE to Bo with with a weird twinkle in his eyes like he knows he's about to get laid
hey, i can't beleive we got jobs doing this.

BO
i know, and my mom said i'd never get anywhere with these games.

ME {the same way the guys in the guinness commercials say it!)
Brilliant!

our new house!

we found a new house pretty quick, made an offer on friday, accepted a counter offer, have an inspection tomorrow and (if the inspection is good) will close on it on july 29!!! This one is also in moorhead, here is a map (our current place and the new place) and below is a picture of the front of it!

new house

our house search continued and has maybe come to an end (again)! we found a house in south moorhead (1616 15th st for you moorhead-ites that want to see it), made an offer, countered their counter offer, and accepted their 2nd counter offer. pending a successfull inspection (keep your fingers crossed for me) on monday, it will be our house at the end of july!

minnesota, here we come!!!!

the dumbest thing ever

this is just so fucking stupid i can't really say any more about it.

and one of the weirdest/funniest things you could go to jail for

the pope got caught offguard by the patriot act

patriot act spoils the pope's secret.... (read more)

as you can see i'm just passing the minutes by one by one at work, waiting for this friday to end..... hurry up time