EPL Season Is Upon Us

That means it is time to get your team together for the Dakota Division.

http://uk.premiership.fantasysports.yahoo.com/football

Group ID#: 11892
Password: dakota

Get you teams in this week, and forward this on to anyone else you think would like to join the Dakota Division.

A Little User Participation

If you had never heard of these places before, as if they didn't actually exist, which would you choose to go to and why? Don't tell me you wouldn't go to either, it is a hypothetical question dumb ass, you have to go to one of the other, or you die. which do you go to?

1. Jiffy Lube

2. Kum & Go

My Absence

If you haven't noticed, I've been away for a while. Last weekend went camping out at Glacial Lakes. Early Monday morn left for Denver for work. Got back on Wednesday evening, and just like the last time I flew I ended up with a nasty sinus infection that I am just started to beat down. I've been on some hard drugs since Thursday morning and today is the first day I feel I'm going in the right direction.

Hopefully I'll be back up to my full blogging potential soon!

I'm Watching The Tour De France

So I'm watching the Tour de France tonite.

The current camera is from straight above the road from a helicpoter. A large group of riders is coming up on an intersection when all of a sudden 2 cars drive out into the middle of the intersection and stop.

My heart skips a beat cause the riders and gonna smack into these cars. Only a fraction of a second later do I realize the cars are on a bridge above the road the race is taking place on. whew.

Earlier one of the riders hit a dog on the road. Who goes to watch the Tour de France and doesn't put their dog on a leash?

My Number One Reason To Get An iPhone

Well I don't have any plans of getting an iPhone anytime, and actually don't think the service provider works where I live so it isn't really an option to start with.

but

I do have my number one reason I would get one. Watching Diggnation Alex said he misspelled fucking while composing a text message and the iPhone corrected it for him. A spell checker should, but most don't correct that. For example if I write facking, my browser underlines it as a misspelled word but fucking is not one of the correction options it gives me.

Well done iPhone!

Le Tour De France Fans

I've been watching the Tour De France the past few days. I think today is day 8 or 9. The fans that line the route are crazy. Sometimes you'll see someone wearing giant antlers and carrying a giant flag run along side the riders for a few meters. It looks like people are camped out along the road just to see the riders go by. They are standing on cars, standing on the edge of a very steep, very long drop off on the side of the road.

I was just wondering what the fans would be like if this were the Tour de USA. I'm sure some retard would run out and knock over some of the riders. Someone would probably bring a spike strip.

Transformers

I went to Transformers yesterday. Good movie but it had its parts that were pretty stupid. The action was good, but at times it was too long. At one point in the movie I held my breath for over 7 minutes, killing part of my brain making me mentally retarded. Then something happened that was even more retarded than I was.

There was a scene where one character is riding a motorcycle pretty fast, falls of and continues to slide down the road on his back while still firing his gun. It was awesomely stupid!

Letter To Jennifer Aniston

I have seen a lot of talk about you brushing your teeth in the shower to save water and electricity lately. Thats good that your all about saving, but I'm not sure about one little thing.

The idea is obviously to save water, right? In order for this to really work you need to use less water than you would if you were brushing your teeth at the sink, right?

When I brush my teeth at the sink I probably use a total of 1-2 cups of water.

When I am in the shower I imagine that it takes about 1 second for a single cup of water to go down the drain.

So if I were to brush my teeth in the shower (in the name of saving water) it would only work if I brushed my teeth for a total of less than 1 second.

It seems like such simple common sense that I wouldn't be surprised if a thousand other people have said the same thing already.

So Jennifer, come on over sometime and I'll show you how to take a quick shower. It would only take about 20 seconds before I'd be done! You could use the remaining 2:40 to do whatever you wanted.